WEIRD GUY!!!

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:30:01 GMT

ok so today like any other tuesday i accompanied my sister to mdc wolfon campus in the metrorail. Some stranger that calls himself John Alex Mobley approached us and asked us if we were 18. I said: "Nope. Higher!" So I said I was 19 just in case he thought he could take advantage from me or my sister. Then he started telling me his life story and how he's this big marketing person and he could get me started in the industry and blah blah blah. I admit it ... I'M AN IDIOT! I continued "listening" (I wasn't really paying attetion lol) but the point is that he books models and actresses and he just came from NYC because his boss and Universal are making him a director of his lifestory that will be a movie. We exchanged numbers and emails so he could tell me when the auditions were and all that good stuff. After, he told me that if I wanted to get into any clubs I would need to go in with him and it wouldn't matter if I was too young because I would be going in with him. So then he asked us where did he have to get off so he could go to South Beach. I had no idea. Then, he claims that he has nothing better to do so he asks me if he could join me. I, the idiot,said sure. The only thing I wanted is to uncover him.

So we walked my sister to her building and then we walked to Bayside. Before Bayside he asked me if I knew where the bathroom was... so I walked him to it. He asked me to hold his suit , which I checked the brand and it was made in Italy. I had many mixed signals. Anyhow, I probably waited 4398756360 hours for him outside so I think that he had diarrhea or something lol. Then, the freak told me, when he got out, that he thought about it and that i should be his lady(girlfriend). I laughed in his face histerically and I told him that he was a CREEP. Later, we started walking again and he starts to ramble again about how successful he is and blah blah blah. Like I said earlier... I wasn't really paying attention so I don't really remember what he told me. The I asked him if he could get me some tickets for the festival that will be going down in Bayfront park and he said that he didn't know about it but he could probably get some tickets. I thought it was terribly funny how he would continue to "lie" in my face. Oh and he also claims to know MOST DEF and the HIT FACTORY GUY. lmao

When we got to Bayside, he told me that he would buy me an engangement ring, the most expensive one. Then I laughed like a maniac and told him: "GUY YOUR SUCH A LOSER!!". lmao Then, he proposed to go to GUESS. When he tried to open the door it was closed. The clerk was giving him hand signals that it would open in five minutes then he turned around aggravated exclaming: "NOBODY MAKES ME WAIT!" Yet again, I crack up and tears came to my eyes. This guy is so ridiculous.... he claims all this money but he is wearing this orange abrocrombie t-shit with a suit and ,I must say, fancy shoes. Then I think to myself... if this guy will spend money on me... why not take advantage. So I decide to visit my friend Cinthya that is the manager of THE ISLAND QUEEN boat that gives a tour to the celebrity houses. However when we get there, I find out that she took her day off. So I say buh bye to the free boat ride. Then I thought this guy says he has money so why not make him pay for a ride so I give signals saying: "DAMMIT THAT BOAT RIDE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH FUN..." But he does nothing. At this point, I think he is a fake. Then he tells me as we walk away: "I WANNA FEEL LIKE A GENTLEMAN, CAN YOU PLEASE GRAB MY ARM?" Once more, I break into delusion and laugh like a hyena. I couldn.t believe this guy. So I told him: "IM SORRY IT'S REALLY HOT AND YOU ARE A .....CREEP!"

In January, right after Christmas, my sister got out ZUNE stolen. However we haven't told my dad because we don't want to dissapoint him. So we walk into this electronic store and I ask the lady if she has any ZUNES. She says she does but only in white so I think I'm fucked because the one that my dad bought me was black. So I tell her nicely no thank you. So he hasn't proven yet that he has as much money as he claimed. So we go to a jewelry store afterwards. In the jewelry store he asks the little lady to show him the most expensinve ENGAGEMENT RING she had. The little cute lady told him in her soft and serene voice that the cost wasn't the important thing, that it was what looked good and felt nice. I thought she was adorable. Then he asked her if they were real diamonds on the ring and she says no that they are. ----i have no idea what it was----- the closest thing to a diamond. Furious he leaves and cries out: "NOBODY IS GOING TO MAKE ME BUY FAKE DIAMONDS!!!". I coulnd't help myself and crack up and ask forgiveness to the old lady for the morals of the stupid guy. Then we enter a shoe store. Obnoxiously he asks again "WHAT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE SHOE YOU SELL" to the salesman. The saleman points out these ugly running shoes and he asks me if I like any of them and I respond by telling him that they were ugly as him and that he should buy DUNKS. I couldn't believe the words that uttered from his mouth after that: "WHAT ARE DUNKS?". I gave him a repugnant look and laughed. I showed him so hightop DUNKS and I told him that lowtop were better. Then he tells me that they wouldn't let him in with sneakers. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!!? SNEAKERS ARE THE SHIT! And club owners know that so I didn't believe him and I was proving my point about him being a CON ARTIST.

Later on, we walked into a perfume store and he asked the lady again: "WHAT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE PERFUME IN THE STORE?" Then the lady shows him CARTIER which smelled like old lady to the MAX. Then he asked me what type of perfume do you use.... To tell the truth I use a super cheap BATH, BED AND WORKS or something like that scent but I told him that I use VICTORIA SECRET ANGEL HEAVEN. Being his humbleself he tells me that he has the hookup for anything in VICTORIA SECRET. Then I smelled 8756985769876 scents and he told me that he would call his assistant to come pick them up for the movie set. Then, since I'm such a smart bitch after seeing him ordering all the ones I approved from, I asked him why would he buy perfumes for his movie if the people when they watch a movie they don't smell, THEY HEAR AND WATCH. Then he riducoulously responded by telling me that he,as the director, likes to use all his senses in the set so he could really be in the ZONE. WTF?!?!?! OMG THIS GUY IS SO IDIOTIC!! lmao Then, he asked for her card and told her that his assistant would pick it up on Thursday. I think to myself that I might almost be done with my ivestigation.

The next store we went to was an optic store. Since I want to prove my point or get something in return. I asked the man if they had glasses for asticmatism but he tells me that they only sell sunglasses and they don't do prescriptions. FUCK IM ALMOST BLIND I NEED GLASSES! but oh well. =] Then again, the FUCKING idiot asks for the most expensive pair of sunglasses in the store. Then he tells me: "TELL ME IF I LOOK SILLY OK?" I smile as a response and then the little black salesperson, which I love for saying this, told him that OF COURSE YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE YOU WILL BE WEARING RHIMESTONES. AWWW i really liked that guy then he was talking to me while "JOHN" was trying on glasses. He was adorable. The IDIOT didn't find anything he liked so we left to another optic store.

In the other one, he does his little ritual and tells the clerk to shoe him the most expensive pair of glasses they owned and he tried a few ons and some , i must admit, looked good. However, some looked horrible on him. Since I am so nice I told him to get the ugly one ones and told him the nice ones looked horrible. Then he asked me if I liked any for myself and told him a had a few of my own. I told him that I had taken them and he couldn't believe I was a shoplifter. lol DAMN NIKKUH A GIRL GOTTA HUSTLE! well then he told the little salesperson to put those aside and that his assistant would come and pick them up on Thurday.

Then he took me to show me the yatch that he had rented to do a party for his old friends and some models and at that point I got scared. He wanted us to walk all the way into this little type of alley to see if that was the yatch. I saw this little security guy and decided to stay close. Then I told him that if he wanted to go see it that he should run all the way over there and come back to make sure it was it. Because I might be crazy and stupid but I am not naive. Then he stoped walking and turned around and asked me to look at his eyes and aswer to this: "HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR STOMACH? I said NO. Then: "YOUR CHEST TIGHTENED?" Again I said NO. The he asked me about my mind blowned away, felt like time stopped and all this corny bullshit lol and answered no at all of them. But the funniest thing were his hand movements and his face expression. Then he asked me again repeating everything for a good total of 3 times and I told him that yeah but he died. Then he asked me what I liked about him and I told him that he was black, 6 foot tall, abs, skater and blah blah blah and I repeated this 4 times lol : "he wasnt a CREEP...uh and that he wasnt a CREEP! " AND BLAH BLAH BLAH but that i had killed him. I was hoping this would throw him away and runaway or something but he told me he doubted I did that. So he asked me if he gave me those tingly corny things in my inside and I couldn't help but to crack up like there was no tomorow. And rudely I answered: "YOU!?? HAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" then he told me that we were going out and why would I lead him on and I just tried to stop laughing and started to walk again.

In our walk back to school, I told him:" HEY LOOK I WILL BELIEVE YOU IF YOU BUY ME A FRAPPUCINO" because we were approachong a STARBUCKS but he answered : "NO SORRY I ONLY HAVE $2 ON ME. HOW ABOUT YOU?" I answered "ENOUGH TO GET HOME AND BTW SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE A COMPANY CREDIT CARD?" holding my laugh in he answered: "NO THE FIRST THING I DID WHEN I GOT IT WAS TAKE ALL THE CASH OUT!" omg this guy bro!! hahaha funny guy so then I looked at him and told him I didn't believe him. So we continued walking to the school with a plan in my head. When we would get to school I would ask him to log into his myspace and prove that it's true and to show me his companies' websites and more. So while we were walking I asked him why were you in the metrorail? Don't you have a car or someting?" He dared to answered: "NO I STILL HAVE TO FLY MY LAMBOURGHINI OVER HERE!" OMG ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!? LMAO this guy is so haughty and fool of himself. Then he asked me if he would ever see me again and i said maybe. I said so because what if he is really a movie director and stuff and he could really get me into the concert of WU-TANG and MOST DEF and all these people.

So we got to the computer lab and told him to show me everything. To my surprise, it kinda was true.. =/ go to www.youtube.com/johnalexmobley and you will see for yourself. The thing is that he hadn't logged on for days and it said everything he told me. So at that point, I really didn't know what to believe. He also showed me his facebook and yet again... he proved himself to be right. Then myspace and he told me about his ex fiance and stuff but I wasn't really paying attention. So then I told him that he should go because my sister would be outraged if she saw me with him and he asked me to go down with him so he could smoke a cigarrette. EWWW! So he lit it up and smoked for a while. Soon later, he asked me to hold it cuzhe wanted to prove to me that he used to be an ABRECROMBIE model then I was SOOOOOOO EMBARRASED OMG! In front of the whole campus there was this 23 year old without his shirt on and I was with him. BLAH ANyways, he was too short, had strech marks, and too skinny. lol So I told him to leave because he was a CREEP and he asked if I could say bye. HE asked for a hug and I said NO! and he insisted so I finally hugged him poorly and thought aloud, I had no idea he heard me, LEAVE ME ALONE! lmao So he asked me do you mean it? and I told him BYE!! And thats it but WTF?!?! CREEP!!

So I'm hoping to go Thursday to Bayside and go to the stores and ask if the stuff was picked up to prove that he was a FAKE!!

oh and if anyone wants to prank call him here are his numbers but don't say my name please:

- 305 532 1364(office)
- 786 728 7235(cell)

HAVE FUN!!! =]

awesome quote!

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 18:52:28 GMT

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WEIRD GUY!!!

awesome quote!

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